Carry on story!

Simple. Everyone just posts a little sentence of the story. I'll start:

Once there was a unicorn named Bob who...

had a jar of pickles, so he went...

the pickles grew super huge and ate him and then,

he didn't like being eaten, so he got out a purple dictionary

and with the power of his awesome word power he turned into Captian Wordman and...

Destroyed an entire buisness with complex really long words,

then i walked in and died,

then you came back to life again,

then i died again,

woah. am i going obsessive over DEATH?

Then yes you are and since you died you can't type,

anyways, then they all said SCREAM!

And then captain wordman screamed too, so

they all died and it was a all happy and junk,

then they did math,

and they got all sad and junk,

Then they all cried and their tears turned to glitter dust,

then they all flew away with their magical pixie dust they didn't have

So they all fell down to the ground

and died

so we started a new story.

but the story got a heart attack on account of it was eating at All you Can't eat

then everybody died again,

and then i threw a grease nugget at you,

Then I hated grease nuggets,