Random Ramblings

I forgot where I last put my characters. Can anyone help me?
I know Herbert is in the astronomy room...
I will reward you with toast if you find them
Wait, I remembered where they are. Oh well, the reward is MINE!
Hey, this isn't toast. I have been ripped off. By myself. It would be ironic, but that really isn't the real definition for irony.
A helpful guide to irony: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony
A helpful guide to a magical creature called the potatomato:
Bob the potatomato was extremely lugubrious that he was a potatomato, for he was the only potatomato in existence. A potatomato was a squishy brown spotted tomato shaped with mashed potato and seeds inside- fruitable. A fruitable is both a fruit and a vegetable.
Anyways, Bob was sad, but he got tossed at a horrible actor and died.

Please don't ask.

Human sized hamster ball? I'M HUMAN SIZED!

Now who wants to put blindfolds on and get into my car?

I'm sorry your boyfriend turned out to be

Spoiler:

Awkward sibling hug?
Awkward sibling hug.
....PAT, PAT.

That part. My sibling and I always awkward sibling hug now.