Corrupt a Wish!

A super fun game. Here's what ya do:
You make a wish, then someone comes and corrupts it. Like this:

Joe: I wish for a pony.
Bob: Wish granted but it dies.
Bob: I wish for food
Joe: Wish granted but it's poison!

I'll start:

I wish for a cat <3

wish granted but it had rabies and bites you


I wish to have a car

Wish granted, but it is evil so you get run over and you die.

I wish for pudding.

it got chucked out the window and got eaten by wolfs.

i wish for bacon!

The same fate for your bacon.

I wish for a helmet.

Wish granted but a super math book hits you on the helmet, which teleports you to Mathland. There, a friendly calculator named Albert takes you in. When you return home you are smarter than Einstien and worshipped for creating the automatic gum-chewer.

I wish that I had money, happiness, fame, and friends.

Wish granted, but you spend all the money, the fame is for doing a crime, and all your friends leave you. Then you die. (most of my answers end with that)

I wish for nothing.

granted, but nothing runs away. (ba-dum crash)

i wish for a magical pony NEIIIIIIGH

Wish granted, but then the pony eats you.

I wish for a pickle.

wish granted but it happens to explode on you

i wish for EVERYTHING I EVER NEEDEDC

Wish granted but you get buried in stuff.

I wish for you to fall asleep.

wish granted but i go into an eternal SLEEP-TALK!

i wish for a sleepover sometime soon :'(

Wish granted, but I come.

I wish for a sleepover too.

wish granted but a Robotlizzy comes. Her eyes explode and ruin the party.

i wish for popcorn

Wish granted, but it tastes worse than asparagus.

I wish to be confused.

ASPARAGUS IS GOOD, FOR YOUR IMFORMATION!

wish granted but you die because i forgot what you were wishing for because we don't have those handy little reply boxes at the bottom of the page.

i wish for those handy little reply boxes at the bottom of the page.

Wish granted, but you die.

I wish to be confused.

wish granted but a bunch of little munchies come and sing "IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS....."

i wish that song would get out of my head and STAY out.

Wish granted, but you get a more annoying song stuck in your head forever and ever.

I wish for the power to fly.

wish granted but then you walk into a busy street because you are confused


i wish for 1,000,000,000,000 dollors

/Wish granted, but you spend it all on horrible fruitcake.
I wish for horrible fruitcake.

wish granted but it was the one Serpent had licked.

i wish for an Elly.

wish granted but then shee has rabise and bites you
i wish for fluff

Wish granted but it explodes.

I wish for an explosion!

wish granted but the expolshen is you
i wash to be indestructable