The so/but game

Here's how it works. One person says so, the next person says but, and so on. Here's an example.

So I got a unicorn.

But I ate it.

So I punched you.

But I blocked it.

So I screamed.

But I screamed louder.

So the roof fell on top of you.
But I DEFLECTED IT!!!

So I brought another roof and dropped it on you.

And so on. I'll start:

So there was this awesome rock band.

but they all died

But they came back to life Because your their biggest fan

So I screamed with joy and asked for their autograph.

But they refused to give it to you.

So I decided to make them jealous and started liking another band instead.

But they didn't care.

So I decided they weren't worth it and started listening to Mozart.

But Mozart came back to life and started screaming at you.

But then Mozart got his feelings hurt and started crying.

But he isn't!!!!!!!

So i apologize and throw myself off a cliff.

But it's bad to commit suicide!

So TWIG started floating just as he was about to hit the bottom of the cliff.

But..but, but--oh, well, I sighed in relief that he wasn't dead (even though it is impossible that he could still be alive!).

So TWIG reversed time somehow and floated back up to the top of the cliff.

But I can't think of anything to say to that!

So you ceased to exist.

But I don't wanna! We should start over. We are kind of stuck in a rut here. I will restart the game:

So there was this clam....

But he lived in a cave made of ice.

So he decided to move out because it was too cold.

But the place he moved into was too warm.